My current addiction: circular skirts. I have this particular one in four colors -all from Sabrina. I seem to like pieces that deceptively require tremendous amounts of fabric. It may be short but this style eats up fabric like how I’d eat up a sizzling plate of sisig – quickly, relentlessly and with no remorse whatsoever.

Also, I noticed that while normal people take more things off towards the end of the night, I cover up. My peek-a-boo midriff only stayed that way for about an hour, Genie and Aladdin embracing it the rest of the night. I wonder how bouncers would’ve reacted had I tried to get in party places -“Ma’am, ID please.” Seriously, I don’t know if looking younger than my age is a good thing. Maybe when I’m 40? Sporting Disney personalities doesn’t really help, but resisting takes too much effort on my end so I vapidly outweigh cutesy over age-appropriate.

Meanwhile, I’ll try to test bouncers’ age-gauging prowess. Will definitely keep you posted.

Cropped tank, TOPSHOP | Aladdin sweater, FOREVER21 | Circular skirt, SABRINA by TEENA TAN | Studded flats, GUESS | Floral earrings, FOREVER21 | Bag, COACH