For all the years that Santa conveniently forgot to pass by, here’s a quick list of what I’m expecting from him this time. I’m extra positive I’ve been nice and that the only logical reason I haven’t been getting Christmas presents recently is because Santa is a big, fat slacker. So should he decide he wants to serve the people like he used to do (yes, he used to), here’s my wish list. I narrowed it down for him already – from the item, brand, size, even the website he could get these from for easier shopping. I am owning that Nice list.

I remember making a shoe list last Christmas too and ended up getting one of the pairs in it. Despite the pair being received about half a year later, I’m clinging on to the very slight chance that a miracle like that happens again this year. I actually tried ordering the Casadei for Prabal Gurung pair last Black Friday but someone, somewhere beat me to it. Prices are still a bit steep for the rest and I’m waiting for them to go lower. Or maybe, in my delusional train of thought, my big, fat Santa can look past the regular price and get it for me. If non-sale shopping Santa ends up being my very own bank account, I’ll turn myself in on the Naughty list (regular priced items are not the smart way to go.)

…but at least I’ll be happy right?

Clockwise: Casadei for Prabal Gurung, Jimmy Choo, Chloé, Valentino, Alexander Wang and Alexander Wang

A more reasonably-priced wish list coming your way soon.